Australians are better than New Zealanders
Introduction
The Kiwis vs the Aussies. This debate (or rather friendly-argument) has been going on for countless years. I mean, for New Zealanders there's no competition but we'll leave it at the facts to do the talking.
Sports
First of all, Who's better at modern-day sports, New Zealand or Australia? That's right, New Zealand! New Zealand has done awesome things in the past few years, including winning world cups and getting high marks and medals in various events around the globe. But we can at least give credit to the Australians for performing better than us in some events such as the Olympics or The Commonwealth Games. Overall, in sport, we are pretty tied.
Slangs
Next, we're moving on to the conundrum of our slangs and languages. Both of our countries have specified words for certain objects such as us calling The Chilli Bin "Chilli Bin" whilst they say "Esky". Kiwis obviously use more relevant information towards slangs such as "jandals" for jandals whilst Aussies call them "thongs", Thongs!? who on earth invented that name?
Both countries are basically tied as well in this section as we both agree on our own slangs and probably will think that the other country speaks a foreign language when they use their slangs. So While your reading this why not go and get a nice cold drink out of a "CHILLI BIN".
Countries
Finally, We'll look at our actual countries themselves. Australia, probably 100,000 (not actually) times the size of New Zealand has animals such as Kangaroos, and Koalas whilst we have more native animals on the bird side of things. We have birds from the Kiwi, The Pukeko, to the cheeky Kea in our country, which all do certainly play a vital role in our history and culture. So while you're trying to find out the Australians secrets by being there, why not just take a peek at there animals as well and you may just be surprised!
Conclusion
The Kiwis Win... Only joking. Both of our countries are awesome in some aspects than the other and this is just what makes our competition fun! We dominate in Rugby, they dominate in The Olympics, this is just real world competition. Our Neighbours deserve gratitude for who they are, and I guess, so do we! Let Australians be Australians and New Zealanders be New Zealanders, this is just the way it is, no one is better!